Atsuko Okatsuka feels like she can never change her signature bowl haircut ever again: “Does Dora the Explorer change her shirt?” It’s her brand! But as the philosopher Heraclitus said, “No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he is not the same man.” Change is ever-constant, folks. One night Okatsuka may go to sleep a catterpillar and wake up a butterfly, or possibly a Rachel. The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic had the nerds in the graphics department knock up some potential new ‘dos for Okatsuka. The Rachel, yes, but also Leslie Bibb’s “cunty little bob” from The White Lotus and Princess Leia’s cinnamon buns. Take it all under advisement, Atsuko.
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Bowl cut > The Rachel.
