Walton Goggins knows he’s hot and thank God for that. During his opening monologue, he pointed out how surprised people were that his “receding hairline,” “greasy” hair, and “bulging eyes” made him a sexy symbol, but now he can add tiny feet to the list. In a song sung by Jane Wickline, she plays a woman who finds a baby shoe while walking around in a zoo and hopes to find its owner, a baby “Cinderella” but is instead met with Goggins as a man with baby feet. “Surely this is fate, and you and I will date,” Goggins coos to a confused Wickline. She immediately rejects him, and Goggins complains that he’s being “gaslited” by her. Their back and forth is soon interrupted by Sam Rockwell as he tries to drop “nuggets of wisdom,” he should know, he’s a fellow baby-footed man. Maybe it’s more common than we thought.
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Does that make Sam Rockwell the fairy Godmother?
